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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

this website even though its hilarious.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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