- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

were you expecting a joke

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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