- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

The cream, it is coming

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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