What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Title IX

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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