A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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