What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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hey guys im gay

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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