- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Soccer...

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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