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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what's worse then a blowjob?

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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