What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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i hate non minorities!

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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