what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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