Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Click here for free sandwich.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Anti Joke

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