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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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