- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

No it doesnt..

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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