- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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