Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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