- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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