Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

I named my son ps2 controller

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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