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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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