Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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j.p. is dumb

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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