- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Adam Chebali is awesome

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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