What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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alert("Hello");

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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