- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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