How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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black chicken. kfc

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Get on the boat.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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