what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Michael Brown

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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