Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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