So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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An Aisian failed a test

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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