- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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