Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Please ignore this statement.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call your mom? Mom

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

2 black kids walk into school

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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