3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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hi im paul!

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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