- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Penis.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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