- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A black man without problems.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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