Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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