What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Penis.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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