roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Guess what? SHADAP

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

YOLO

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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