here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

what happens when you wake up inception

Hey, you have small hands.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

The Mets win the World Series

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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