How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My life

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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