A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A black person in the NHL

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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