Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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