Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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