- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Popsicles

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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