What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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