Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Popsicles

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Kim Kardashian.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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