- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

The AIDS patient was gay

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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