Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Arrow to the Knee

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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The AIDS patient was gay

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Gay rights

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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i have cancer

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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