Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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