- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

Whats green and tasty? Snot

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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