Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Knock knock, come in.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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Anti Joke

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