- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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