- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

CFL

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

The FCC

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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