- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

run farther?

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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