- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

It was a beautiful day. Face.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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