whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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National security?

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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