- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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