- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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