One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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