- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

baloney sandwich

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

vote this down and i will DOX you

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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