- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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