Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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my egg roll

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Bitch

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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2 + 2 = 4

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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