- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

The cream, it is coming

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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