- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haha, I get it..

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

You idiot.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Whose your daddy? Not me

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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