- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

National security?

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

all these jokes are horrible now

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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