What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Justin with a hat.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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