A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Michael Brown

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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