- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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