knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

My spelling is horrible

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's funnier than 24? 25

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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