- Anti Joke

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

How old is victor? Half past dead

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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