- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

I had friends on the Death Star.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why can't february march Because april may

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Swag.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Waffles ate my grandma

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