Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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CFL

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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An Aisian failed a test

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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