A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Refridgerator.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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